Standing at an impressive 6’ tall with a diameter approaching 6’6”, this behemoth of a botanical grinder featurs:
-thousands and thousands of drop through holes to ensure even shredding.
-Unprecedented 10” tall teeth to quickly shred through anything from fine herbs to small children.
-Innovative interchangeable screen available in 60 mesh, 40 mesh, or outdoor trampoline.
-Magnetic closure strong enough to disrupt electronics within a 25 foot radius (you have been warned!)
-Industry leading storage capacity of 420 cubic feet! (Enough for your whole band practice!)
-Easily transported in the back of a pickup or trailer.
Pre-orders are available for the low, low price of $124,999.99.
Operators are standing by..
Nope, but we can special order one for you.